The Blue Polo on Pres. Zero

Everyone: Stop what you're doing! Associated Press wants you to know that President Obama is wearing a blue polo shirt and playing a round of golf.

You know, what Zero wears is so damned important. If I weren't informed of that blue polo, my life would be meaningless. And my life would have so much more meaning if I were privy to the make, model, and size of Zero's drawers. Clothes really do make the man.

"Being's as" I am not a fan of Socialism, I am going to avoid wearing blue polos.